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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE OCTOBER 24, 1997
Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel
Change to
Spare
YES, I'M SURE! I
NEED A CHANGE! MY LIFE IS TOTALLY STALLED.
I DUNNO IF THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. BUT I WISH YOU AND JUNE HAD BROKEN UP YEARS AGO IF THAT'S WHAT IT TOOK TO MAKE YOU CHANGE THIS WASHED-UP 'DO.
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qod qon2
OH, REALLY. SPEAKING
OF WASHED-UP, I HEAR YOU'RE NOT HAVING MUCH LUCK SELLING YOUR SECOND BOOK.
VITA
SINE
LITTERIS
MORS
EST
HEY, I CAN'T HELP IT IF LATER... ALL PUBLISHERS WANT IS "BILLY GRAHAM'S FAVORITE LOW-FAT CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SPIRIT RECIPES."
GRRR!
DIGGER. RELAX! IT'S ONLY ME.
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.AND CYNTHIA
GINGER!
COOPER GETS IN
SIDE FOR TWO!
SNIFF SNIFF
WHAT'S
BURNING?
GO,COOP!
...
CHARLOTTE
AAA! LEADS HOUSTON
54-39. YOU'RE WATCHING THE WNBA ON NBC.
1997 BY AUSON BECHDEL
SPARROW,
I DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU!
273
IT'S COMING FROM UP-
STAIRS. COULD YOU PLEASE
TURN THE TV DOWN?
RING!
TWICE AS MANY WO-
MEN SAY QB's APPY-
CATOR IS MORE COMFORTABLE TO INSERT THAN TAMPAX!
BAM!
BAMZ BAM!
LOIS! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
SHIT!
SKREEK!
IT'S OKAY! I'VE GOT THE WIN. DOW OPEN!
CIGAR?
OH, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
A
HEY, NICE HAIRCUT! HOW ABOUT YOU AND I PASSING OUT ON THE VERANDA? OR WOULD YOU RATHER PASS OUT HERE?
WILL YOU PUT THAT OUT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!
WHY THANK YOU! I LIKE TO THINK MY DEVELOP. MENT IS ARRESTING.
STOMP STOMP
GOD! I AM TOO W OLD TO BE LIVING IN A SWINGING BACHELOR PAD!
YEAH, WELL, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TO MUCH LONGER.
CLUNK!
THAT WAS THE LANDLORD. HE'S PUTTING THE HOUSE ON THE MARKET.
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green
How to ruin a perfectly nice
Sunday afternoon.
With your hosts, Ethan & Doug
post brunch, post N.J. Times,
post sex, pre-dinner...
!!!
HON'?
SHOP
∙SNor
HMM.?
D'YOU WANT TO MEET BUCK & CHAIL" AND HAVE CHINESE For
MMM..
DINNER?
YEA THAT'D BE
NICE..COUPLE OF HOURZZZZZ
ST
THOSE HORNS You SEE IN MOVIES ABOUT MEDIEVAL TIMES SIGNIFYING THAT THE REALMIS UNDER ATTACK.
Do You WANT TO BUY
A HOUSE TOGETHER
wow!
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? I MEAN, (COUGH) We're DOING GREAT! WHY CHANGE ANYTHẲNG? We're HAPPY AS IS!Aren' we? I KNOW I ARE-AM WHY RUSH?.
I'M NOT INVITED FOR CHINESE ANY MORE AMIP
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Later
HON?
by Eric Orner
MMM?
EETH, THIS ONE MUST BE YOURS: "HE
WHO ANNOYS BOYFRIEND ENDS UP WITH COLD BED"
TEAMSTERS
LOCAL
YeA. MiNe Too; "DON'T BE A NUDGE WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
AT YOU WILL TAKE AN ALL WOMEN SNORKELING Tour of GUATEMALA
Later Still...
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I Hear You & Your SIGNIFICANT OTHER Are HOUSE HUNTING! You're IN LUCK Compadre! I'M A Broker!
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